So I went to Planned Parenthood this morning for my yearly pap smear (which is ever so much fun that I'd rather have my eyeballs gouged out with a rusty spoon, because it hurts like hell, and every time the lady says that if I had sex more it wouldn't hurt as much, but even when John and I were having sex three times a day, the exam still hurt ( Read more... )

I am not a "pessimist." I am not "Negative all the time." You want to know what I fucking am? I am a realist who acknowledges and talks about the REAL problems that happen in the REAL world to REAL people. I know these things happen because they have happened to ME, and so saying "everything will be alright you just need to believe" has about ( Read more... )

I had planned to get some sleep today, but the maintenance man knocked on the door and it turns out he's going to tear up the tile in my bathroom and replace it like he's been supposed to do since June. It's not his fault, Stacy never gave him the materials he needed, but still, it's frustrating. So he tore up my toilet and put it in the bathtub ( Read more... )

My friend Jason said that I make everything bad that happens to me out to be the worst thing in the world and he doesn't know why I need so much drama in my life. So in that vein, if you don't want to read more of my drama, move the goddamn fuck on and don't bother reading my posts anymore, because chances are, I'm tired of hearing your fucking ( Read more... )

So today was an adventure. I got up this morning at 6 AM and take a shower and get ready and drag myself to the free clinic (which requires walking alongside a busy highway and almost dying for a mile and a half). I had a migraine from hell and I got to the clinic at 7:30 AM (it doesn't open until 10) and there were already 5 people waiting. I ( Read more... )

So I've been in screaming pain all night. Like, I want to cry it's so bd. And my phone hasn't been working since Monday, so I went to the AT&T store yesterday to buy a new one, and it turns out that even after my warranty has expired they can send me a "new" (refurbished) phone and I can just transfer my SIM card and my battery to the new phone ( Read more... )

Jesus fucking Christ ( Read more... )

If you have nothing better to do with your time than start Facebook drama with me over an offhand comment I made that you think should be worded differently, then you are severely mentally deranged and should amuse yourself by yelling at one of your other personalities instead. I have neither the patience nor the time to deal with your idiocy and ( Read more... )

Things I want to Say but Can't

This post contains mean, nasty language. If this might offend you, go die in a fire somewhere and keep your fragile protests to yourself.I can speak however the hell I want. If I want to end a sentence with a preposition, or say "me and Anthony are going to the store," or use any other collection of bad grammar, I ( Read more... )

I have to get ready and walk to work in a little over an hour ( Read more... )